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omendreamer:

daily-asgardian-news:

JUST.FUCKING.WATCH.IT

I reblogged before I’d hit 20 seconds of viewing.

(via seelingcat)

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amphetamine-angel:

zaksphc:

My future kid

Oink oink

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j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

bisexualspoopertgiles:

caterjunes:

"can i come in?"

"i don’t know, can you?”

cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry

 (via thesylverlining)

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

"There are certain emotions in your body that not even your best friend can sympathize with, but you will find the right film or the right book, and it will understand you."

Björk (via quotethat)

(via turkishvirgo)

LOOKS LIKE IM GOIN TO ART CENTER 😭😱

Turtles that look like Nathan Fillion.

(via rufustfirefly)

recoveryisbeautiful:

ruinedchildhood:

Here’s a gif of Bill Nye eating a twinkie.

Why is this so perfect?!